JOSHUA MITCHELL RANK// Executive Supreme Commander (some call me Josh) PRIMARY SPECIALTY// Lead Photographer SECONDARY SPECIALTIES// * Post-processing Engineer * Suggestion Suggester * Posing Concept Theorist * Guy Who Puts Foot Down * Catch Phrase Scientist FIRST WORLD CRUSADE// To stop the tyrannical shortening of words unnecessarily. SMALL TALK TOPICS I RESPOND WELL TO// 80s action movies, 90s west coast rap, COPS the TV show, photography (this is a great default topic), and conversations about how George Lucas is ruining Star Wars. I’m Josh. Without deliberately aging myself, I’ll tell you that I have enough knowledge on 80s and 90s pop culture to suggest that I may have actually grown up during that era. My favorite films are science fiction and action movies that have preposterous storylines, that the actors and director at the time took very seriously. I love music, gadgets, movies, and places that inspire you to be silent. When it comes to foods, I like gourmet kids’ menus. Friendship is hugely important to me, just ask my friends. I’m from San Diego – it’s a little town that borders Mexico. Want to know more? You can stalk me on:

MELISSA MITCHELL RANK// First Lady of Executive Supreme Commander PRIMARY SPECIALTY// Support Photographer SECONDARY SPECIALTIES// * Business Manager * SEO Mechanic * Web Developer * Financial Analyst * Graphic Designer FIRST WORLD CRUSADE// To end the economic world crisis by single handedly stocking my closet with pretty little things. Specifically anything made by Kate Spade, Anthropology, Banana Republic or stocked at Nordstroms. SMALL TALK TOPICS I RESPOND WELL TO/ Television programming that airs on the CW, celebrity gossip, the latest health & beauty trends, & the best San Diego hiking trails. I’m Melissa. I’m pretty much a sixteen year old girl stuck in an “older” body. My life theme song is “September” by Earth, Wind, and Fire.  I’ve recently discovered a passion for graphic arts and website development. I love great design and awesome typography. It’s my life’s goal to surround myself with pretty little things. I live to laugh and be silly. I’m a terrible cook except when grilling but I do make a killer nutella ice cream sundae. On my DVR you’ll find pretty much every show in the CW’s primetime line up, True Blood, Game of Thrones, & The Walking Dead.  Since moving to San Diego, I’ve become a bit of a health nut and will try pretty much any health & beauty trend at least once. I subscribe to the life motto, “you get what you think about most of the time,” so I try to be open-minded, easy going, and positive. I’m happiest doing flips in a swimming pool. I’m from Rhode Island, the smallest state with the longest name. It’s true…you can Google it. Want to know more? Stalk me on:

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